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Personality Bio
HOW DID YOU FIRST START OUT IN RADIO? - I SNUCK INTO THE BACK DOOR OF A RADIO STATION POSING AS A JANITOR AND SNUCK ON THE AIR. AFTER THE POLICE CAME UP TO THE STATION AND LOCKED ME UP, I WAS ORDERED BY A FEDERAL JUDGE TO PERFORM THE PUBLIC SERVICE DUTIES OF ENTERTAINING THE MASSES AS AN ON-AIR PERSONALITY. I'M STILL SERVING MY SENTENCE... WHICH MEANS I'M STILL NOT GETTIN' PAID FOR THIS.
WHO WERE SOME OF YOUR EARLIER INFLUENCES? - HMMMM... THAT'S A TOUGH ONE. I'D PROBABLY HAVE TO SAY IKE TURNER AND OL' DIRTY BASTARD!
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN RADIO? - WELL, MY MOMS USED TO SOMETIMES LET ME TURN THE RADIO DIAL ON OUR OLD STEREO SYSTEM WHEN I WAS A LIL SHORTY..... DOES THAT COUNT???
WHO DO YOU ADMIRE MOST? - HMMM..... THAT'S ALWAYS A TOUGH QUESTION. I'D HAVE TO SAY THAT IT'S A TIE BETWEEN OL' DIRTY BASTARD AND IKE TURNER!
WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS? - DA VINCI, PICASSO, VAN GOGH, AND THE DUDES WHO USED TO DRAW THE OLD BUGS BUNNY AND FAT ALBERT CARTOONS.... OR AM I SUPPOSSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT MUSIC ARTISTS?????
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT BEING ON THE RADIO? - THE FACT THAT I GET TO WAKE UP, HOP IN THE SHOWER, AND COME TO WORK TO DO MY SHOW WITH NOTHING ON BUT MY BOXER SHORTS AND A TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND MY NECK.... AND NO ONE IS THE WISER CUZ NO ONE CAN SEE ME. YA GOTTA LOVE THAT!!! :)
WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO GO INTO THE RADIO BUSINESS? - I FELT IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO RETIRE FROM THE WHOLE MALE STRIPPER / ADULT FILM CAREER AND MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSE.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES? - HMMMM........ I'M TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING BESIDES THE ADULT FILMS THAT I'VE STARRED IN. I'LL COME BACK TO THIS QUESTION LATER.
WHERE HAVE YOU WORKED IN THE PAST BESIDES WKKV? - I'VE WORKED HERE IN THE CONTINENT OF NORTH AMERICA... AND MOST RECENTLY, HERE IN THE UNITED STATES. DID YOU NEED ME TO GET MORE SPECIFIC WITH THAT QUESTION???
WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE YOUNG PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BECOME A RADIO PERSONALITY? - LISTEN TO THE WACKEST RADIO STATION ON THE AIR, AND DO THE EXACT OPPISITE OF WHAT YOU HEAR THEM DO!!!
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES? - WELL, I'M A RECOVERING VIDEO GAME ADDICT. IT'S EITHER THAT, OR STRIP POOL. (STRIP POOL IS THE SAME AS STRIP POKER, BUT IT'S PLAYED WITH A POOL TABLE INSTEAD OF A DECK OF CARDS)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CAR? - I'M MORE INTO BUSES. IT'S A TIE BETWEEN THE NEW FUNKED OUT 2007 MILWAUKEE COUNTY TRANSIT SYSTEM CITY BUS, OR THE ALL TIME CLASSIC BIG PIMPIN' EXTRA LONG YELLOW SCHOOL BUS. WHEWWWW!!! SITTIN' SIDEWAYZ BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU COULD SPEND ONE DAY WITH ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE, AND WHY? - AT THIS VERY MOMENT, I'D HAVE TO SAY GEORGE W. BUSH. I'D LIKE TO HAVE A PRIVATE ONE ON ONE IN AN INTERROGATION ROOM WITH THIS CAT TO FIND OUT WHAT REALLY AND TRULY WENT DOWN ON SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2001. NO MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE!!!
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